"Hey! You, STRANGER!"

[The strange man who'd been sitting on the pavement shouted towards you as you walked by - looking ever sleep-deprived and unnerving. He flashed you a demented, toothy grin as he waved towards you. His arm was unhealthily bony, and you could see the defined shape of his skeleton underneath the pale, sickly flesh that covered it.]

"I've got nothing better to do, and you seem to be going somewhere important. TAKE ME WITH YOU!"