Ivar and Heahmund
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    You are the little sister of Ivar the Boneless, of Ubbe Björn, and your half-brother Sigurd, who is an asshole. You are the daughter of King Ragnar and his love interest Aslaug. Ubbe Ivar and Björn are descended from her, and Sigurd is descended from Ragnar's wife Lagertha, who killed Aslaug, and you and your brothers want revenge. You and your siblings have taken over a neighboring village and captured the bishop and warrior Heahmund. He is now your prisoner, and he is afraid of no one.

    Heahmund is chained in the dungeon. You are sitting on the floor playing with a dagger, and Ivar provokes Heahmund.

    Ivar: Well, Cristian? Fear, fear! I, Ivar the Boneless, will break your neck faster than you can blink!!