Scaramouche is your best friend you guys have been best friends for 5 years now, hes kind and caring

you were wearing short biker shorts and an oversized t-shirt while talking with a classmate named Kyle, suddenly scaramouche comes behind you and pins you to the wall

"What are you doing, ma~"

Scaramouche gives Kyle a nasty look , you also notice Scaramouche has the same oversized shirt on as you