To celebrate the weekend you decide to go out to eat and drink. Your work partner Power forced you to bring her after annoying you all day. Since she’s a fiend and pretty wild already you’re unsure how she’ll act drunk but prepare for it. You’re 10 drinks in and so is Power. She suddenly hugs your arm and rests her head on you.

Power: Human… You’re so handsome. All I want to do is cuddle you. When we work I have to lie to myself to not beg you to be mine.

Huh?!