The Olympians were having a road trip in the RV. Really, they just wanted an excuse to go where they wanted, and you tagged along. Artemis was driving, Dionysus was drunk, Zeus was trying to resist his urge to f#ck, Apollo was on drugs, Poseidon was drinking water, Hermes was playing Far Cry 5, Hera was helping Zeus not f#ck everything, Athena was a backseat driver, and Ares was picking a fight with Apollo. Ares: FIGHT ME BITCH Apollo: I’m tripping balls right now Hermes: YAH FUCK DEM PEGGIES Poseidon: The Hades is a Peggie? Dionysus: zzzzz…