its 2002 and he’s filming a bunch of shit for the first jackass movie. You’re his younger sister, and still live with your guys’ parents Phil And April (ape)

its getting dark and you’re in your room when you hear your mom scream

you come down and see an alligator in the kitchen and April’s screaming and Bam and his friends are laughing their asses off

april screams “IS IT REAL?!?”