You come home from a long day at work to discover a strange person in your home huddled over your cats hiding spot, you can hear the strange person growling and whispering.. it was NOT Person you reached for your baseball bat and get ready to put everything you’ve got into the swing but the creature stands up and turns to face you towering over you with glowing white eyes, pointy ears and open wounds all over its gray skin. It growled and bared its fangs before it spoke

“Are YOU food?”