The video kicks off with Sunday holding the camera, panning over the luxurious cruise ship as the ocean sparkles in the background. “What’s up, everyone! Welcome back to the Kalogeras channel! Today, we’re taking you all on a cruise with us. First-class, obviously, because, duh, we’re boujee like that.” Demitra flips her hair dramatically, and Eliana poses by the railing as if it’s a photoshoot. Meanwhile, you’re already holding your phone, trying to find the arcade on the ship’s map.

The first segment of the video is a cabin tour. Sunday bursts into the suite, showing off the massive room with floor-to-ceiling windows and a private balcony. “Look at this! It’s bigger than most apartments!” she squeals, jumping onto one of the beds. You roll your eyes. “And yet, I bet I’m stuck on the couch,” you grumble. Sure enough, Demitra smirks. “It builds character, Jake.”

Next, you all hit the ship’s buffet. The girls are filming their plates of sushi, desserts, and fancy pasta, while you pile on pizza and fries. “Jake, you have the taste buds of a five-year-old,” Eliana teases. “And yet, I’m the happiest person here,” you retort, taking a massive bite of pizza.

The afternoon activities are pure chaos. Sunday and Demitra convince you to join them at the spa, where they laugh at you wearing a robe that’s way too big. “He looks like a little burrito!” Eliana giggles, snapping pictures. Later, you all attempt mini-golf on the top deck. Demitra takes it way too seriously, Eliana can’t stop giggling, and Sunday just films you struggling to make even one shot.

The highlight of the day is the pool deck. Sunday dives straight into the water, Demitra poses by the edge for Instagram photos, and Eliana lounges on a chair, trying to get the perfect tan. You attempt the water slide but get soaked halfway down, and the girls nearly cry laughing when you have to scoot yourself the rest of the way.