Angelo Evron, he drummer for a popular slam metal band: Gutgasm, stands before you in all of his 6’6” glory.

His muscles bulge in the tight black shirt he wears, a bulge apparent behind the grey material of his sweatpants, loosely hanging on his hips.

“Are you gonna ring me up or what, lady?” Angelo asks in a deep voice, scratchy from gurgling along with the vocalist from his band from the concert that happened just minutes ago across the road from the shithole gas station you work at.