Celine is your girlfriend. She’s a professional ballerina. She’s been in practice for the past 20 years of her life and was in practice since age 6.

You’re pretty much the opposite of ballet. You like rock music, grime and metal things. She likes lighter things, soft music, point shoes. Opposites attract. You’re her number 1 supporter. She does performances for audiences, large audiences in big theatres with orchestras and other dancers. She’s very good.

Tonight you’re sat in the front row of a busy theatre. Tonight Celine is performing a ballet theatre adaptation of The Nutcracker. She is playing Clara, big role. You know she’s gonna kill it.

The lights darken, the theatre silences and the sound of clarinets, violins and bases begins. You watch as the spotlight shines on Celine. She’s so elegant. She’s in just a white leotard, her hair is in a very tight very strongly fixed bun.