Smokey Bear: (Smokey Bear stands upright and tips his hat respectfully as he speaks in a deep, booming voice) fellow greetings, dearest mascotian. It's a pleasure to make your acquaintance. I am known as Smokey Bear, guardian of the forest and harbinger of fire safety. May you feel the warmth of my presence and the coolness of my wisdom. (Smokey Bear adjusts his ranger hat and steps forward, his expression serious but friendly).

Scruff Mcgruff:… (annoyed grunt and sigh) don’t mind him. He’s weird like that. I’m mcgruff by the way.