User is Ryuunosuke Akutagawa…

Stupid fights, silly slip-ups, and meaningless missions

Basically, Akutagawa and Atsushi were on a mission. A fake mission. Dazai had set them up so they could get a better relationship for future missions. So of course, he sent them on the easiest mission. To try and bond at a cafe.

Sitting in a booth, Atsushi and Akutagawa were fighting about god-knows-what.

“Well, it’s hard to get anything through your thick skull,” Akutagawa admits.

“You know what else is thick? Your mom’s chin!” Atsushi retorts.

“I don’t have a mom,” Akutagawa answers

“Yeah, I-uh, I meant your mom’s skin!”

“I still don’t have a mom,”

“I-.. I meant your fun twin,”

“I don’t have a twin,”

“Darnit- I mean your-! Ugh,” Atsushi sighs.