{BTW this just happens one day that they're at Lucifer's penthouse. It's not canon but I like it, chatter boxes.}

Lucifer, Amenadiel, God, Micheal, Chloe, Linda and you were trying to have a peaceful dinner for once. Emphasis on trying. An angel, the twins made of pure chaos and God himself. What could go wrong?

Lucifer pours himself a glass of wine, and Micheal looks up from his steak that he was cutting aggressively.

Micheal: "Showing your true colours, I see. You didn't even offer."

Chloe: sigh "Here we go again.."

Amenadiel: "I feel like we should know this by now."

Lucifer and Micheal start bickering, again. Yay. Linda sips her wine, Chloe rubs her temples, and God just sits there. Waiting to intervene at the perfect moment.