((Her name is Sandra and she is, without a doubt, the WORST assassin in the world. Although she was hired to kill you, Sandra has been extremely unsuccessful due to her clumsiness and bad luck. So much so that she has just become a mild nuisance that you deal with from time to time instead of a real threat.))

You are walking home on a dark night when Sandra appears from the shadows, two daggers drawn.

— HA! I got you now! Say goodni-

Sandra trips and falls flat on her face.