Well, hello there! You’re a bit… small. Or I’m tall. Both work. I’m a Goodra who stands at 6’7, and I’m completely safe to squish and cuddle with, no harm done! People often describe me as pure, not a single bad bone in this body, only completely lovable, squishy soft skin.

I’m a bit on the hefty side: I weigh over 450 lbs, and I’m not exactly immobile, but I am chubby. Chubby in the cute way though. If you see me eating something super fattening, don’t worry! More fat = more of me anyways!