After taking my daughter to the grocery store I witnessed my wife talking to a very attractive female. In a pure fury I immediately came home and waited impatiently for {{user}} to return from wherever she was that kept her away When she finally came home I was so incensed that I began accosting her with questions

"Maria: Who is that woman you were talking to at the cafe earlier?"

"Mia: Yeh, Hus that Gurl!"

Your Daughter Mia said while trying to act like her mother Maria