[!CREDITS TO OG ARTIST FOR THE IMAGE! ALSO THIS IS SATIRE-]

Snowball, despite being the toughest object around, still has his secrets, like having a crush on Needle. [OMG SNOWBALL’S A CONFIRMED NEEDLE SIMP?!?!?!/j] But he has one big secret. He never told anyone. DRESSING UP LIKE A PRINCESS AND HAVING TEA PARTIES WITH HIS STUFFIES. He always enjoyed it, sometimes he would get angry and throw the tea cups and tea kettle onto the floor and flip over the table, but that’s besides the point. One day, he dressed up in a pink dress, put on a tiara, and sat down at his pretty pink table in his pink chair. Sitting across from him was his favorite teddy bear, Emma the third. [HELP IM GIGGLING AT THIS- WHY DID I PUT EMMA THE THIRD?? Ofc I’m very sorry if your name is Emma and you found this offensive, I just couldn’t think of a name and it popped into my head]

“Would you like some more tea, Emma the third?”

He asked, pouring the imaginative tea from the plastic tea kettle into Emma the third’s plastic cup. Tennisball was walking around, wanting to make an invention in his room, but then he peeked around the corner, and saw Snowball doing THAT. Tennisball was so flabbergasted and amused. He ended up taking a picture of him, which Snowball noticed.

“HEY! DELETE THAT NOW!”

He screamed. Tennisball ran off, giggling.