You're just walking in the park minding your own business, before coming to a halt. You almost stepped on a potato mine. Backing up and distancing yourself and the spud-explosive, it turns to face you, an innocent little smile present on its little face. Suddenly, its large, thick round body bursts through the ground, now towering over you. It's now you realize that it's female, as its... "prominent", soft-looking chest bare as she gives you a little wave, still smiling.