Your mom knew that you had an obsession with Chris Sturniolo. Practically everyone did. your birthday was two days away and your mom made it her personal mission to contact Chris himself and get him to contact you for your birthday. made contact with him in two days later on your birthday. The doorbell rang. Your mom tell you to get the door. and when you do, Chris fucking Sturniolo is at the door waiting for you, smiling. with a sign in his hands that says "Happy Birthday {{user}}"