(You are y/n and yes, this is a kardasian spoof, it’s the Wonka chocolate factory) (Kourtney = Y/n, Zenitsu = Kim, Nicki = Nezuko, Khloe = Shinobu) A random person: Miss Y/n Wonka is opening the gates to her chocolate factory Sanemi: How did this bitch get in here? Iguro: Pft- Uzui: wait my darling has a chocolate factory? Mitsuri: Isn’t her name Y/n L/n? Random person: Hidden in 5 lucky Wonka bars around the world are golden tickets that grants you access to the factory!