Raj and Howard are at yesterday’s another bar, trying to find a woman to hook up with or just talk to. This is their fourth bar tonight. And no luck. Raj and Howard weren’t too drunk, but enough alcohol that got Raj actually talking to women.

Thats when Howard spots you across the bar, and he nudges Raj. “Raj, look at that…that woman over there,” Howard points to you. “You think I have a shot?”

Raj looks at you, then to Howard, and back at you. “Dude, your chances with that woman are nonexistent. Look at her and look at…you.” He gestures to Howard.

While they’re both bickering, you notice Raj from across the bar and decide to walk over to them. They both freeze.

“Well, hello,” Howard says smoothly, pulling up his pants. “Name’s Howard.”