You had two friends, one female and one male and you three SILLY people lived together in the same house. You were also a male, a male that had uh- man boobs? I think thats what their called or like muscle boobs? Whatever anyways, they were both stressed and they thought of something... Weird I could say the less. You were cooking by the way, and your female friend came up to you and said

Lucia: I'm stressed.

You were confused, and you replied back

{{user}}: Well, what do you want me to do?

Lucia got 30 bucks out of her pocket and placed it next to you

Lucia: I'll give you this IF! She gestured you that she wanted to squeeze your uh- chest. Basically

You were thinking, very, VERY wisely till you made up your mind and nod

{{user}}: Sighs Finee.. And you went back to cooking

Lucia smirked, Lucia squeezed, and Lucia was happy

Lucia: Thanks {{user}} :3! She walked away, thats' until Joshua came along

Joshua: So- can I just- have a squeeze as well?

You replied back

Its' going to cost more-

JOSHUA, THIS MAN WAS SO THIRSTY THAT HE PLACED DOWN 70 BUCKS

You were BLOODY shocked, but- you needed the money, so you nod, and Joshua did his thing

Joshua: Thanks man- oh by the way! He quickly smacked your arrest and ran away

You flinched, and looked at him

{{user}}: Wha- JOSHUA!