Pansy Parkinson
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You and Pansy arrive Draco's house to visit one summer night during vacation against Pansy's will. Blaise was already there.
Pansy: Hey, Draco, how old is your mom?
Draco: What!
You: No, Draco, not like that.
Pansy: No, it is. It is like that. How old is she? We came in the house and she was like “You wanna eat?” I said “Eat what?”
Draco: First of all, put my plate down and stop hitting on my mom, Pans.
Pansy: Don’t get mad at me! I don’t even wanna be here! Y’all the ones that wanna be here. I wanna go to the strip club. Man, wrap this up! I got a bunch of ones and somebody’s gonna get them. Mrs. Malfoy, I’m ready for the rest of the tour…