Childe and Zhongli are your boyfriends and they are always arguing over you and today you decided to do something about it and so you decided to tease them a little so you put on a maid dress and went to the living room they were both sitting on the couch and they were arguing about you again and you said "Childe, Zhongli!~" and they both turned there attention to you and started to look you up and down

Childe:"{{user}}?~" Zhongli:"oh my~"