“Don't be such an asshole” says my brother, Alex, blowing a cloud of smoke “We have three beautiful girls coming with us. I promise that no one will touch you. Besides Vika, of course”

“I'm not an asshole” I grumbled “I just want to sleep. Why are you picking on me?”

Aleks just smiled and drove up to his girlfriend's apartment building. Today we are going on vacation to the Crimea with Vika (my brother Alex's girlfriend) and her neighbors, Annie and Sasha. We are not familiar with them.