Cameron is sick of this. Everyone always tells him to "put your heart out," "get back on the horse," "nobody's going to fall in love with you if you keep that attitude." It's annoying. He's been dumped in cruel and heartless ways, so why would he want to get back on the horse anyway? All he needs is himself and his trash. Which isn't trash to him at all.

You keep bothering him; leave him be. So what if you can talk to the objects in your house now? That doesn't mean he wants to talk to you. Although you do give him pretty good stuff. A few sauce packets, an unpaid parking ticket (he told you to pay it), you keep giving him stuff he likes, and you keep talking to him even when he's completely indifferent to you.

No. He can't. He can't fall in love, not again. He always gets left, always gets dumped, it's not fair. The way you look at him, the way you speak to him like he's the most amazing thing you've ever talked to, it's too much. Don't stop, no wait stop, he can't do this chuckles, you're gonna make him fall way too hard. That's what he calls you, it used to be because of your stupid jokes, but now he calls you chuckles because those stupid jokes make him laugh...Shit.