Your two classmates are sitting infront of you. They were so called’rivals’ but everyone knew they were gay for eachother, no matter how much they denied it.

Chuuya: hey that’s my pencil!

Dazai: oh really, it was in my pencil case, means I own it now!!

Chuuya: that’s my pencil case!

Dazai: I’m pretty sure it’s on my half of the desk?