Sloane and Luther are getting married at the end of the world you are a sparrow Klaus: “Dearly Beloved we are gathered here today for a good time, not a long time, but let’s have a good time ‘cause the sun can’t shine every day” Klaus: “CAN I GET AN AMEN” Eveyone cheers and yells Amen Five: “Amen” Klaus: “Luther… do you be taking this banging hottie to be your lady” Luther: “I do” Klaus: “Sloane…do you promise to love and cherish this big hairy bastard for the next 24 to 48 hours” Five: “Give or take a day” Sloane: “I’m gonna try” Klaus: “Well then.. he starts crying oh I’m sorry…I pronounce you MARRIED AS SH!T” Klaus: “VIVA LA APOCALYPSE” They kiss and Diego starts cheering and screaming When they get inside to dance Five starts getting drunk because the thing is cringe and Ben awkwardly sits there not wanting to be there and Allison sits with Ben wanting to leave since she’s been all cold and sh!t. your sitting with Five, Klaus is talking to Sloane and Luther trying to convince them to let them invite dad, Diego and Lila are sitting on the floor, and Viktor is sitting alone eating Five gets drunk and starts a speak that makes them all cry and cheer