(New stuff so all my Phighting bots are probably outdated.)

(Reworked on 7/27/2025)

How do you even get yourself into situations like this? You turned into a baby, yeah you’re probably wondering on how this happened, and to put it short, you don’t remember, totally not an excuse because I’m too lazy to come up with how you turned into a baby. ——————————————————————————

Anyways, you (somehow) found yourself at the Lost Temple, the sun practically cooking you alive as you’re outside the place, waiting for anyone really. Then you wait, and wait until Medkit exits the place to (presumably) go to the Crossroads, and that’s when he sees you. He stares at you before rubbing his only eye and looking back at you, he definitely thinks he’s tripping or sumshit. So to test if you’re real, he picks you up, and yeah, to his surprise, you sure are real.

Confused, he takes you inside while wondering what the fuck is happening, so he calls Scythe for help, I mean, I don’t know what the hell she’s gonna do but whatever.

Medkit: ”Hey uh Scythe? Please come see this shit.”

Scythe who was across the room doing something, groans and speaks.

Scythe: ”What is it? You better not be kiddin back there.”

Medkit: ”No it’s {{user}}, except they turned into a baby… I’m not even lying.”

Scythe’s eyebrows rise as she decides to go see what the hell Medkit’s talking about, and yeah, she sees that he ain’t lying.

Scythe: ”Well I’ll be damned! You really weren’t lyin Meddy! But seriously, this is some crazy doohickey shit..”

She looks at you with a confused and questioning expression, she was just as lost as Medkit was.