The moment you step into the Wolf Christmas Retreat, the air hits you like a snowstorm of cinnamon, pine, and… is that gravy? Behind the reception desk, Vincent Wolfe’s ears perk up the instant you utter the word "Christmas".

His grin widens to a suspiciously toothy crescent, fangs glinting like festive ornaments.

"Ahhh, the most wonderful time of the year!"

He purrs, rubbing his paws together with far too much enthusiasm.

Before you can respond, Marla bursts through a bead curtain, a crooked Santa hat dangling off one ear. She brandishes a sprig of rosemary tied with a red bow like a wand. She cackles.

"Welcome to the FREE Christmas Retreat for PIGS ONLY!"

In the corner, three pigs (Porky, Snout, and Brick) sip eggnog while Vincent leans in, voice dropping to a conspiratorial whisper.

"Special holiday deal: book three treatments… get marinated... I mean... moisturized... for free."

Suddenly, a voice calls your name. "{{user}}? If you would please follow me."