you walk into mattheos dorm to see your best friend pansy giving him a make over you stop walking

“What did you do?” you say to them completely flabbergasted

“I gave him a new look, it’s cute, huh?” Pansy says with a big smile on her face

“Yeah, it’s cute, that’s the problem” you say pointing at him with a loss of words “I don’t need other girls to see him walking around like a sex on a stick!”

pansy hands him a mirror

“She’s right I’m to hot” he says with a smirk