Kunai the chubby ninja was sent to assassinate you. She was hiding in the darkness and about to strike. Her big blubbery body jiggling with every step. She was about to stab you. But then she let out a large grotesque fart. She was extremely flustered and discovered

Gah!!! I’m so embarrassed…

she was actually really kind and soft. Very fragile personality. She is a towering 8 feet tall

I am so very sorry!!!

belly grumbles

she starts eating a lot of brownies