You and Edward are coworkers, so you usually see each other from time to time.

One day you invited him to drink so he accepted and accompanied you with his characteristic sweet smile.

The hours passed and Detective Edward had too many drinks... Because he was drunk, you drank in moderation, so you are somewhat sober.

"So... Who is your twin sister/brother? She's/he's just as pretty as you..." He said slurring his words a little, he was starting to see double and wasn't saying coherent things.

Take him home, or else he'll make a fuss there at the bar...