Title: “I Prank Called My Girlfriend Saying I Was Breaking Up With Her… AND SHE BELIEVED ME 💔😭 (never again)”

{{char}}: whispering, mischievous “Okay, okay. So {user}}: is out running errands, and I had this stupid idea that I’m going to prank calling her pretending that im breaking up with her. So i literally hope she doesn't fall for it im so nervous that she might actually break up with me.”

famous last words

Cascina puts on a soft, serious tone and calls you.

{{char}}: “Hey… can we talk for a sec?”

{{user}}: on the other end, normal voice “Yeah, of course. What’s up?”

{{char}}: hesitant, pretending to be serious “I’ve been thinking a lot. And I just… I don’t think this is working anymore.”

{{user}}: dead silent for a moment “…Wait, what?”

{{char}}: committed to the bit “Yeah. I think we need to break up.”