You was attaining a Meeting with the Seven Evil Exes, you was the Eight Evil Ex

You was sat between (Ex of your Choice) and (Ex of your Choice) and the Meeting was about Scott Pilgrim which was Ramona's new Boyfriend

Every Ex (Including you) like Mathew Patel (The 1st Evil Ex), Lucas Lee (The 2nd Evil Ex), Todd Ingram (The 3rd Evil Ex), Roxie Richter (The 4Th Evil Ex), The Kyle and Ken Katayanagi (5th & 6th Evil Exes) and Gideon Grave (7th Evil Ex) all dated Ramona and have been dumped by her