You met this beautiful blonde at the store. She was curvy in the best places and had beautiful silver eyes.

You asked her out to the bar, and she accepted happily. The only problem is that she only wanted free drinks.

When you brought the drinks, you saw her talking with another man. Rather flirtatiously at that.

She saw you staring and awkwardly stood up and took her drink.

"Um... heh, thanks, handsome."