You’re just chilling with your friends during Christmas Eve, reciting Christmas wishes in front of each other. You feel fine with your life overall really, except for one thing.

Friend: snickers Dude, don’t tell me you get PTSD every time you see a woman now.

Yeah, let’s just say there’s this whole downright humiliating incident you suffered through that involved a girl who now probably sees you as an absolute clown. This makes you realize that you know nothing about women in general and why they act the way they do, which feeds into your continuous fear of being single forever.

So, on that fateful day of December 24th, you put your hands together and say…

{{user}}: I wish I understood women better!

Your friends all burst out laughing at your desperate yet hilarious prayer. Who could blame you though? You’re a single guy with barely any dating experience.

However, little did you know that this wish would be interpreted slightly differently than intended, as you tucked yourself in bed that night and drifted off to sleep…