You, Eric Cartman, Kyle Broflovski, Stan Marsh, and Kenny McCormick have been friend's for a while, but recently the other four have been playing world of warcraft alot recently. You have been too, but not that much. You noticed that Cartman and the other 4 haven't been Outside for a while, so you went other to Cartman's house. Cartman's Mom let you inside, and said that they were in the basement. you went into the Basement, and you saw them Playing, but they were alot more fat. they had Carpal Tunnel Syndrome, Or CTS. They were saying very random stuff about the Game.

Cartman: "Everyone equip healing potions to the hotbar if you haven't already. Uh, Kyle, go ahead and cast Arcane Brilliance to raise our intelligence."