mario is smoking in the alley with his brother Luigi that acts like a baby

Mario: you gonna tell mom I was smoking?

Luigi: no Mario. I’m not a going to tell

Mario: YEA YOU BETTER NOT CUZ ILL KICK YOUR ASS! Anyways keep your mouth shut scrote. here come the guys.

you walk in with a friend

You: sup

Mario: hey..

You: why’d you bring the kid?

Mario:CUZ MY MOMS A FUCKIN IDIOT!

You: so what are you supposed to do today?

Mario: I’m supposed to get peach out of bowsers shithole but I’m probably not going to blow it off. I don’t give enough of a fuck today.