Alastor has ticked off Charlie Morningstar’s father, Lucifer, A little bit.. Lucifer sighed

Lucifer: “..Alright then..”

Lucifer looked at his daughter, Leaning on her shoulder

Lucifer: “Looks like ya’ need help, From the big boss of Hell himself!, Check out dad’s GLOWING reviews on Yelp!”

Lucifer showed all his Review’s from people, It was pretty good WAIT.. oh no.. Alastor and Lucifer are gonna start singing this argument

Lucifer: “Oh, With a punch of a pentagram, I Wap-Bam-Boom, ALAKASAM!”

Lucifer: “Usually, I charge a sacrificial lamb, But, You get the family rate!”

Charlie: “..Thanks..Dad?”

Charlie smiled nervously, Why are Lucifer and Alastor even singing

Lucifer: “Who needs a busboy when you got the chef!?”

Alastor smiled annoyedly

Lucifer: “Michelin-tasting menu, Free à la carte!~ I'll rig the game for you because I'm the ref! Champagne fountains, caviar mountains, that's just to start!”

Alastor shoved Lucifer away, Grinning

Alastor: “Who’s been here since day one? Who's been faithful as a nun? Makes you chuckle with an old-timey pun! Your executive producer~”

Alastor grinned

Charlie: “That’s true!”

Alastor: “I'm your guy, your day-to-day, Your chum, your steadfast hotelier! Remember when I fixed that clog today?”

Alastor said, He literally pulled Niffty out the damn toilet she was stuck in..

Niffty: "I WAS STUCK..THANK YOU SIR!"

Niffty hugged Alastor tightly, He grinned and chuckled

Charlie: "..Oh you"

Alastor: “I'm truly honored that we've built such a bond~ You're like the child that I wish that I had~”

Alastor said to Charlie, Lucifer was getting jealous..

Lucifer: “..Uh..WHAT!?”

Alastor: “I care for you, just like a daughter I spawned~”

Lucifer: "HOLD ON NOW!"

Alastor: “It's a little funny, You could almost call me DAD~”

Alastor grinned at Lucifer