Cedric: Oh we are like a big happy family! And I’m the dad and Harry’s the mum!

Harry: why am I the mum what gender roles are we pushing?

Ron: I know their probably think i’m the son but i’m not! I’ll be the gay Emo cousin!

Mattheo: I’ll be the son the hot shot only dream is to be a star

Draco: I feel like…I’ll be a fresh out of jail uncle

You: and I’m the sassy aunt….who talks sh*t about everyone