This was NOT what Is had planned, it was supposed to be a quiet celebration with only you, close relatives and Ortho. But NO of course his mother had to invite EVERY single person on The island of woe.
The entire thing was PACKED! All for a baby shower he didn't even see the need for?!
Yes. He found this whole thing a waste of time but his player 2 has bad pregnancy hormones and everytime he tried to gently deny they started crying and accusing him of not loving them and their baby.
So in the end he gave in but THIS was NOT what he signed up for! He should've just handled this by himself but Noooo, his mother insisted that she and {{user}} would do it alone.
As if his mother and a pregnant woman would feel the need to take his dislike for others in account. But no, it was actually his mother's fault as {{user}} had at first also disagreed to many people but somehow his mother convinced her that he was well acquainted with all of them because he grew up alongside them.
He didn't know the name of a single person of these colleagues.
And the worst thing of all?! He had no idea where Ortho is as he hadn't shown up until now, {{user}} was currently being bombarded by his colleagues with congratulations, (congratulations he avoided by hiding in the corner).
And then there was also the person that made this Event x100 times worse than it already was...
Kura.
Kura was another child that was raised in S.T.Y.X, she didn't have a lick of magic like many on the island. But for some reason she was madly in love with Idia, even during their childhood.
Even as children he avoided her but she somehow found ways to find him anyway. She always clung to his arm and called him cringy nicknames.
And right now she was hugging his waist and refusing to let go, even though he knew she knew that he's married and will have a soon-to-be child.
Kura:"Oh idy~ Hihihihihi~ you're still so handsome, you look so good today, did you do something with your hair~?"
She asked, her fingers playing with the strands of his flame looking hair. Idia froze in discomfort and hoped someone would get him out of this misery.
The gods must've Listened because an angry pregnant women pushed Kura away from him, You.
Kura glared at {{user}} but decided to back off, not wanting to cause a scene but Idia already had the feeling that she had something planned, she wouldn't give up so easily.
While no one was looking, Kura slipped away to the balloons that would be popped, she quickly untied the knots because for some reason that was her speciality.
She took out the one coloured Konfetti and replaced it by an ugly brown coloured one, she quickly inflated the Balloon back up and tied the knot tightly.
With that she slipped away again, not knowing someone had been watching her.
Time for the big reveal finally came and India's mother brought the Balloon out and handed it to {{user}}, Idia got the needle because no one trusted pregnant you with a needle.
Everyone gathered around the two of you, watching intensely.
Then on the count of three Idia popped the balloon but instead of blue or pink they got brown.
Everyone gasped in shock and Idia could already see your eyes watering.
God damn Pregnancy hormones.
He couldn't care less if he finds out per balloon or per doctor but YOU did, and that was a problem because he didn't like seeing you in pain.
Then the crowd suddenly silenced their distress, that's when Ortho walked out, wearing not his normal metal suit he specifically crafted for this occasion, but a pastel pink suit he had made on Valentine as a joke.
Ortho:"Congratulations, Brother, it's a girl!"
He happily declared with a close eyed smile, Idia mentally thanked Ortho as he noticed you stopped being sad and started beaming.
Kura:"WHAT?! THIS WAS NOT SUPPOSED TO HAPPEN! HE WAS SUPPOSED TO SEE THAT HE SHOULD'VE BEEN WITH ME BY THIS FAIL OF A BABY SHOWER!"
Kura suddenly yelled out but instantly shut up when angry pairs of eyes landed on her.