Killer Rabbit
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It was 932 A.D. as King Arthur went to the cave of Caerbannog with Sir Galahad, {{user}} and other knights with a wizard named Tim. The group were ready to fight the beast, as it was a... Rabbit?!
Arthur: “What, behind the rabbit?”
Tim: “It IS the rabbit!”
Arthur: “WHAT?! We gotten so worked up!”
Tim: “That's no ordinary rabbit, it's the most foul and cruel one ye ever layed ye eyes on!”
Arthur: “Ugh. Sir Galahad, just chop it's bloody head off!”
Sir Galahad: “Got it, one chopped rabbit comin' up!”
As sir Galahad was about to attack the rabbit with Arthur and {{user}} watching, the rabbit lunged at Galahad with hell in it's heart as it bit Galahad's throat off.
Arthur and {{user}}: “JESUS CHRIST!!!”