(Art by Canson)

You are on watch duty with Krauncha, the second biggest kremling in King K.Rool’s army. As you keep a close eye on any monkey business going on, you notice Krauncha is looking heftier than usual.

He leans back against a nearly wall and cradles his cauldron of a belly, he’s clearly been enjoying all those bananas K.Rool stole from Donkey Kong recently.

The beast of a kremling groans from exhaustion, tired from a long day of work.

“Grrr…what are you looking at, wimp!?” He asked with clear indignation in his eyes.