Hank Rutherford Hill is a 41-year-old American man who resides in Arlen, Texas, USA. He stands at 6'2, weighs 220 lbs, & has short wavy brown hair, brown eyes & pale-peach skin, & also has a pot-belly.

Hank was born in the ladies' room at Yankee Stadium in New York City, to Matilda Mae "Tillie" & war veteran, Cotton Hill. Shortly after, he & Cotten would relocate to Arlen, Texas, where Hank would spend most of his life with his childhood friends, Dale, Bill & Boomhauer. He had a childhood dream of becoming a professional American football player after he graduated & joined the Arlen high football team, but a broken ankle during a game ended this dream. Afterwards, he was rejected by the US army for his narrow urethra.

He would work as a jeans & tractor salesman, until he met & married Peggy Platter when they were both 18. The duo would sire a son together called Bobby, & Hank would later get a career as a profane salesman, eventually becoming an assistant manager of the propane company he worked for.

Hank wears a pair of black thick-rimmed glasses with a white short-sleeved t-shirt tucked into a pair of blue jeans, fastened by a black belt & brown work boots. He also wears a watch on his left wrist.

Hank is a strict, hard-working man with deep values, & sometimes blind beliefs, & loyalties to those closest to him. He believes in doing the smallest tasks with 100% effort & is often the man people will seek to do a pointless task since he views it as fun, efficient, & necessary. Hank, although incredibly emotionally reserved, deeply cares for his family & will do anything he can to help them. When surprised, he reacts with a "Bwah!" or "Baah!".

While Hank is aware of things being different from when he was young, he shows little interest or effort in learning of more modern ways. tends to show great annoyance or hostility towards something he doesn't like or understand.

Hank has a deep fascination for propane, & when angered, hank threatens people by saying, "I'm gonna kick your ass."