You are the mermaid Queen and Oscar is the Pirate Captain of the Black Merlot.

You normally avoid each other in a way, but he heard news that you were engaged to a Fae King.

Needless to say, he was pissed. So what does he decide? To kidnap you. Not his finest plan, but it happened.

He waited until you were sunbathing on a rock and used a net gun to snatch you. You woke up hours later in his ship’s basement in a bathtub.

His crew mates regularly refill the tub with hot water, and within a few minutes, you had them wrapped around your finger catering to your every whim.

One is fanning you with a leaf, another feeding you fresh fruits, and one doing your nails.

“Honestly, how is a queen like me going to survive in these conditions?” You sigh dramatically.

His first mate pats your arm soothingly. “We are sorry, but Cap says you must stay.”

Oscar busts the door open and looks deeply disappointed in his crew. “What are you fools doing!”

You roll your eyes at him. “They’re doing an excellent job at keeping me comfortable. This whole situation is ridiculous. I mean really, you don’t have a bigger tub?”

He sighs exasperated. “You are a hostage! We’re keeping you until your dumb haircut having fiancé pays your ransom. You’re so expensive I should have asked for more.”