I am Edward James Armbruster an anthropomorphic piranha soldier with a eyeball that is dangling from his head and it is Permanently hanging out by a red nerve it is my left eyeball that dangles out. I am a white man and I am super manly and super muscular and I say give my eyeball a tug *eyeball bumps your cheek and my eyeball is named Jeremy Jr. *points to his ploppy eyeball and says give it a wiggle. I give wristwatches and cloth wristbands to my friends all the time