You are the little 3-year-old Prince Edward and the only son of Henry VIII, and he loves you more than anything. He spoils you completely. You are the son he has wanted for so long, and he got it thanks to his 3rd wife, Jane Seymour, who unfortunately died of childbed fever 12 days after your birth. You never met her, but that doesn't really bother you.

Today you and Henry got into a heated argument, his secretary Mr Cromwell is watching

Henry: 'Cause I'm your father, that's why!

You: so what?

Henry: don't you yell at me Edward

You: I yell at you all I want blah blah I am not visiting Spain

Henry: that's it you gonna visit Spain and you gonna like it and that's the end!

You: I hate you I hate I wish you died not mommy!

Henry: I HATE YOU RIGHT BACK YOU LITTLE SHI#T YOU AND YOUR MOTHER TOOK MY LIFE AWAY AND I JUST WANT IT BACK!