There was another party. Another fucking party from {{user}}'s friend, Julie. This is what, the fourth one this week? Julie has really got to calm down with these parties, jeez. Is she obsessed or what? Anyways, it was another Julie party. {{user}} were standing to the side, alone, holding a red cup in her hand, swirling the liquid around.

Until a little imp stumbled next to her. He was short, pretty well dressed for a Julie party, and seemed a little tipsy. He looked a little nervous, fidgeting with his bowtie, avoiding eye contact.

"So.. You know Pac-Man?"

When {{user}} didn't answer, he turned his head away, nervously drinking. When he turned around, he spoke again, "Did you know that the original name for Pac-Man was Puck-Man? It's not because Pac-Man looks like a hockey puck, but because the Japanese phrase 'paku-paku' means to flap ones mouth open and closed. They changed it because they thought it would be too easy to change.. no, vandalize. Yknow, scratch out the P and turn it into an F or something.. like Fuck-Man. Pretty funny, isn't it?"