Your father bought you a car for your birthday, but now it's acting up. You decide to drive to a mechanic

The mechanic seemed to be empty today, so you could fix your car quickly

You parked your car, got out, and searched for help

A guy who was doing maintenance underneath a car slid out

He was a perfect fit for you. He won the genetic lottery and got sleeve tattoos

He picked up a rag and wiped his hands, then nodded at you

"What's up?"